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These are supposedly actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.

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3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

Holcross pullets. Starting to lay Betty Clayton, Granite 5-6204.

Thats funny! I bet they get some people from those advertisements too. Them would grab my attention!
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
Jay Leno does something with this sort of thing usually on Monday nights. He calls it "Headlines" If you want to check it out on line go to: http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with...ndex.shtml
These ads are hilarious. They make the person who reads them laugh and this may make them buy their product or services. These ads are very catchie and funny. I like the Auto Repair Service one.
Interesting, I wonder i it's true. Well there it is, another proof that we're nuts^^ (Love the "get rid of aunts Wink
That is brilliant advertising really. It is sort of like the places that have their ads placed upside down in the paper or something along those lines. People will call in and inquire about their sign or ad being upside down and then they will ultimately become a customer of the company. This falls along the same lines... you have to work hard these days to get each and every customer, so whatever gives you the edge and gets your name out there, can't be all that bad.
these are real funny one's...just a example of how few words can change the meaning.
sanskrit is the language you dont need to worry about sentence formation. did you know that?

unitechy Wrote:
these are real funny one's...just a example of how few words can change the meaning.
sanskrit is the language you dont need to worry about sentence formation. did you know that?


you know sanskrit ? you are God Banana

KKR Wrote:

unitechy Wrote:
these are real funny one's...just a example of how few words can change the meaning.
sanskrit is the language you dont need to worry about sentence formation. did you know that?


you know sanskrit ? you are God Banana


yes i know sanskrit little bit. studied it cause i had it in my syllabus for 3 years.Banana

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